Who Whacked Jensen Huang?

Rubin, Nvidia's flagship GPU, is a technological marvel almost beyond compare. No bigger than a mid-sized charcuterie board, it nonetheless boasts 336 billion transistors, 224 streaming multiprocessors, and 896 specialized processing units called Tensor Cores. Deployed wisely, the resulting computational horsepower is just about equal to the task of juggling one wife and three mistresses.