I Hired 8 IT Gurus to Give Me a Code Review

I had a bug fix PR — a NullReferenceException crash in production. Straightforward: remove a null-forgiving operator, add a guard, write some tests, ship it. The kind of thing you'd rubber-stamp in a team review. Instead, I sent it to Uncle Bob, Linus Torvalds, Kent Beck, Sandi Metz, John Carmack, Martin Fowler, Charity Majors, and Dan Abramov. Not really, of course. I built a Claude Code skill that dispatches 8 AI agents — each one prompted to embody the philosophy, voice, priorities, and sev...