When Starmer finally quits and Burnham becomes PM here’s exactly what will happen according to my crystal ball

I HOPE the country will be able to cope with the grief of losing Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. It will mean a lot of suffering, I know. I will be out tomorrow leaving a bouquet of flowers outside 10 Downing Street. And maybe a teddy bear. I know you will be hurting, deep...