Weak-bladdered Texas man, 60, drove through doors of Kroger pharmacy for pre-dawn bathroom emergency: 'When you gotta go, you gotta go'

Published: 14:48 EDT, 30 September 2026 | Updated: 14:53 EDT, 30 September 2026 A Texas man had no time to lose when he drove into a grocery store to let loose.The man, who remains unidentified, crashed through the window of a Kroger in Rosenberg around 4.30am Sunday.The driver reportedly intentionally sped up the car and plowed into the pharmacy section of the store, causing 'extensive damage' to the entrance, police said.The 60-year-old said he was in a rush to use the restroom and got mad that the doors were locked, police said.He was arrested and charged with criminal mischief.The Rosenberg Police published a statement about the incident: 'I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go but we strongly advise finding a store open for business…to do your business.' A 60-year-old, unidentified man drove into the entrance of a Kroger pharmacy causing 'extensive damage' The man had to urgently relieve himself and got mad the doors of the pharmacy were locked. He was arrested and charged with criminal mischief The Rosenberg Police Department made fun of the incident and posted on Facebook: 'I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go but we strongly advise finding a store open for business…to do your business'Amused users online reacted to the post with humor. 'This isn't how door dash works,' one quipped.'Bruh not a single bottle in the car? No bushes nearby?' another asked. Another one wondered: 'So, did the driver make it to the restroom or what?'