Vegan lags’ flatulence-inducing food now protected by human rights laws and given same status as religion

VEGAN lags now have their flatulence-inducing food protected by human rights laws and given the same status as religion. Prisoners who shun animal products are classed as having a belief-based diet, according to updated guidelines. The Ministry of Justice diktat puts veganism — which relies on a farty, fibrous diet — on a par with...