VarCouch — I Built an AI Therapist for Your Code Variables (They Need It)

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built Your variables have been through a lot. The endless renaming. The silent judgment from code reviewers. That one time someone called temp2 a "perfectly fine name." They deserve better. They deserve a couch. VarCouch is the world's first AI-powered therapy platform for emotionally neglected code variables. You paste your code, and Dr. VarCouch — a licensed Variable Therapist with a PhD in Computational Psycholinguisti...