Trump's April Fools' Address to the nation

Washington was literally sizzling Wednesday with expectations ahead of President Donald Trump's evening address on Iran. Would he announce a ceasefire? Would he just declare the war over, wash his hands of the mess, and leave the Strait of Hormuz to the Persian Gulf and Europe? What about a full land invasion? Turns out he did none of that — except maybe the part about the Strait, but we'll get to that in a second.Trump gave a speech that analyst Dan DePetris noted should have been delivered bef...