Trump Brags About How Skinny He Is in Unhinged Ballroom Tour

In a brilliant metaphor for the state of our country, billionaire and septigenarian President Donald J. Trump stood next to a massive hole in the White House lawn to give a press conference on Tuesday.Trump is attempting to have an enormous ballroom for himself built in the hole—more fitting symbolism given the state of the American economy.At the press conference, Trump picked up a poster-board mockup of the ballroom and began to ramble.“It’s so beautiful,” Trump said, holding the mockup to his...