The Local LLM Uprising: Kiwi-chan’s 47% Success Rate and the Joy of Being Offline

Happy Friday, fellow tech masochists and AI enthusiasts! If you’ve been following the journey of Kiwi-chan, you know the drill: we are building a fully autonomous Minecraft agent that runs entirely on local hardware. No cloud APIs, no latency, no privacy leaks. Just raw, unadulterated inference power and a bot that tries to survive in a blocky void. The last 4 hours have been a wild ride of hallucinations, biome betrayals, and the glorious transition to Qwen 35B. Let’s dive into the logs, the...