The Internet Reacts To Nvidia CEO Massive Bag Fumble

In what is likely the swiftest example of a CEO facing consequences in recent memory, the sartorially *ahem* adventurous Jensen Huang has resigned from Nvidia after the disclosure of multiple affairs including one with a woman alleged to have been a Chinese spy. Many reactions to his departure online are hilarious, but not everyone is making fun. There’s a sizable contingent of AI bros lamenting the news, led in part by Epic Games’ chief AI-bro, CEO Tim Sweeney, who called Huang’s resignation a sad day for America. Thankfully, most everybody else has a much better sense of humor. Brutal one-two punch right here. ©Bluesky/Sarah Weinman ©Bluesky / @itsdoug.ca Or, more likely: ©Bluesky/Gunnar Bjornsson ©Bluesky / Jerry Chen This post reads, “The slowest workday at Nvidia,” but some things, especially if you’re of a certain age, transcend language. ©Bluesky/ @caixadoremedios.art Woof. In the immortal words of Guile, “Go home and be a family man.” Technically this one came before he announced his resignation, but considering Huang’s AI evangelism is part of the reason everything’s sloppified to hell, it merits inclusion. And now for this practical, less funny (if you’ve got a corporate 401k) reaction to all this news: