Teaching an AI to Pick Its Own Brain: Building Adaptive Model Routing

Part 2 of the crab-bot series. If you missed Part 1, start here. The Problem Nobody Talks About Every AI chatbot has a dirty secret. It doesn't matter if you're asking "what time is it in Tokyo" or "redesign our entire microservice architecture to handle 10 million concurrent users." The model you get is the same model. Maximum horsepower. Every. Single. Time. That's like driving a Formula 1 car to buy groceries. Big sis noticed it first, the way she notices everything before I...