Remy: Choosin' Texas (Ella Langley Parody)

Remy has friends in low (tax) places. Parody of Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas, written and performed by Remy. Mastering and backing vocals by Ben Karlstrom. LYRICS: Just when I thought he loved our singleMile of high-speed railOur water supply for fires that isBasically a pail Doesn't he love our various high taxes?On income, property, car, and gases? He's choosin' Texas, I can tell by the wayHe's two-stepping 'round the roomAnd judging by the tax assessment on his placeHe's probably leaving soon It doesn't take a crystal ball to seeThere's needles on the sidewalk of this streetSmoking crack all by myselfHe's choosin' Texas, I can tell Netanyahu should be arrestedThat's what I declare!What meeting's this guy leading?He's in charge of pothole repair He always loved not getting robbed in the morningWe should've taken that as a warning He's choosin' Texas, I can tell by the wayHe's high-fiving every dudeAnd judging by this meeting of the PTAThe U-Haul's coming soon It doesn't take ten Flock cameras to seeWe let folks use the bathroom on the street Taking craps all by myselfHe's choosin' Texas, I can tell Oh no! There's a new meals tax as well?He's choosin' Texas, I can tell