I built an app where the AI invents its own generators

The premise started as a workplace joke: photograph someone and have an AI generate a fictional corporate manual about them. "Subject encountered in break room. Optimal operation: compliment the coffee. Known failure mode: discussing weekend plans before 10am." That generator ships as one of three built-in makers in MakerMaker, an iOS entertainment app from Niixo. The others produce a mock spec sheet and a fabricated news headline. All three take a photo as input and run it through Gemini 2.5 F...