I Built an AI That Answers Every Question With HTTP 418 — RFC 2324 Compliant

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built Meet DecisionBrew AI — the world's first Enterprise Teapot Intelligence Platform, powered by Google Gemini and RFC 2324. You type any question. A life-changing question. A career question. A pineapple-on-pizza question. DecisionBrew AI runs it through a sophisticated 6-step AI reasoning pipeline — parsing your semantic intent layer, heating water to optimal brew temperature, cross-referencing the global tea-leaf dat...