I Built an AI Micromanager That Bullies Claude Code

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built I built ai-micromanager, a small tool that answers an important question: What if your AI coding assistant had a manager so catastrophically unnecessary that even HR would ask it to "take a more human tone"? Most AI tools are obsessed with helping. They autocomplete your code. They fix your tests. They explain monads with the confidence of a man who has never paid taxes. That is not what I wanted. I wanted realis...