Hunter Biden: From A Sinner To A Political Winner

Do you remember Peter Russo? One of many cards Frank Underwood played in “House of Cards.” His vices aren’t the reason I’m drawing a parallel with Hunter Biden. It’s actually something and someone else. There’s this guy, I call him a “dirt digger,” who rang a bell for me. Every campaign has this “investigator” who’s supposed to turn a candidate upside down. The premise is simple. If he can’t find anything on you after your long and painful confession, then your candidature is safe from your political opponents. Hunter Biden is going places, both literally and figuratively. Podcasts are modern-day confession rooms. I didn’t pay much attention to it. Why should I? Just one of those podcast background noises. But then, my man, Hunter, had a productive conversation with Nick Fuentes, of all podcast people, voodoo people. In all of his previous appearances, Hunter was so relatable. In this particular one, he was so presidential. If you can talk with anybody about anything, you’re good to go. Hunter 2028: What’s On The Plate? Hunter Biden for president? Stranger things have happened. There’s an article in “The Guardian” that begins with these lines, word for word. We live in strange times. Not even aliens would surprise or shock us now. It’s interesting that all kinds of VP combinations have been considered, more or less seriously, such as Newsom and Hunter, or Kamala and Hunter, but AOC and Hunter are not among them. Now, you can meme these scenarios into oblivion, but the other side isn’t doing any better. The best they could possibly do at the moment is Just Dance Vance. With his now infamously famous line: “I heard you call me a crackhead many times, and the truth of the matter is I was a crackhead,” Hunter doesn’t leave much to the imagination and interpretation. He’s controversial, but he’s not polarizing. I also never had much respect for “Juniors,” except for Iron Man. I don’t believe in coincidences, and there’s no spontaneity in politics. Perhaps Hunter’s handlers and “dirt diggers” told him to make the podcast rounds. Maybe he’s prepping us more than liberating himself. Finally, after all said and done, I no longer see the POTUS as a definition of a “dream job.” There’s no burden of performance, and above all, Hunter is immune to arrogance. That’s how he was able to confront Fuentes about racism and fascism in the most direct way, and still have more than just a resemblance of a civilized and mutually respectful conversation. I can’t recall if Hunter was on Joe Rogan, but he would do just fine; that’s for sure. Kamala had her chance, and Newsom won’t get one. Comparison is the Thief of Joy - Except in Politics! Accusing Hunter for selling influence through his art lacks quite a few zeros compared to Trump bros who have literally become “crypto bros,” for all the wrong reasons. “Gandalf the White” Sanders is too wise and old to run again, in his own words. The 2028 Democratic Presidential nominee could be a woman, but it’s not very likely that AOC would make Hillary’s dream of becoming the First Lady Lady in the White House come true, according to Polymarket. “The Prince Charming” of Cali is more likely to divide than unite the country with his “the top performing economy” line on repeat. Compared to Vance and his “supporters” with abyss-deep pockets, Hunter looks as grassroots and organic as it gets. If for some or many reasons you just can’t wrap your head around Hunter’s nomination and inauguration, I recommend the Polymarket’s list of the Democratic Presidential Nominees 2028 for entertainment and educational purposes, ONLY! Some of the names are just wild. Hunter’s photo that’s being used is, as expected. Then, there’s this, as well: I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean. “When a new candidate, film, or choice is added as an option to a Polymarket event, it means the platform expanded a multi-outcome market to include a newly viable or officially nominated entity.” When there’s a demand, there’s a way. I guess. The volume is also among the highest I saw on this list. I play prediction games only with my words within my stories. That’s as far as I’m willing to go. We don’t know for sure whether or not gambling was on Hunter’s list of sins, but it wasn’t the top one. With nothing left to hide and nothing left to lose, Hunter is now footloose (and fancy free). Maybe, just maybe, Biden Senior knew something all along, and we’re yet to figure it out. The Hunt(er) for Blue November 2028 is (un)officially on.