How Tom Hanks & Osama bin Laden Saved My Life

My workweek started on a Tuesday. The weekend prior was busy-so busy I had to take Monday off just to rest. There was Friday happy hour, where I solved the world's problems with my drinking buddies. Happy hour spilled into Saturday morning watching football while my friends gambled. Then came a birthday kegger Saturday night with my large, Irish family, and finally drinking away my hangover late into Sunday evening. I was pretty sure I had scored an audition to sing in a band even though I had n...