Having hummus is like eating Zack Polanski’s pants… if Labour do take us back to the 70s at least we’ll have proper grub

SUPERMARKETS are reporting that demand for prawn cocktails is skyrocketing and sales of this 1970s stalwart are up by a ­whopping 170 per cent. This has caused the nation to declare, excitedly, that “the prawn cocktail is back!!”. And that’s odd because as far as I’m concerned, it never went away. I do not have...