Gemma Collins’ foghorning doom loop thrives on sympathy from thick, gullible men… so I’m A Celeb was the perfect show

OF all the disturbing incidents on I’m A Celeb: South Africa, none has troubled me more than the depth charge Scarlett Moffatt dropped at the waterfall pool earlier this week. “Did you know,” she started, innocently enough. “Gemma Collins has a designer vagina?” I did not. But now you mention it, “designed by who?” was...