FoolPot: Hyper-Judgmental AI Teapot with Google AI Studio Build, Gemini API & CloudRun

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built: Hyper-Judgmental AI Teapot with Google AI Studio Build, Gemini API & CloudRun For too long, the internet has treated HTTP Status 418 I'm a Teapot as a cute, static, one-line joke. But in 2026, static errors are unacceptable. We demand interactive, scalable, and highly personalized rejection. Enter FoolPot: The world's first AI-powered, hyper-judgmental, gatekeeping piece of porcelain. Instead of just telling y...