Cosmo Editors Confess Their Wildest “Hear Me Out” Crushes

If all the recent lust for Alexander Skarsgård in Wicker has affirmed anything, it’s that we, as a people, all get a little feral for whacky things from time to time. And if anyone is unashamed to admit that, it’s us. Which is exactly why I tapped my charmingly unhinged colleagues and asked them to tell me about their own personal “Hear Me Out” crushes, and naturally, everyone delivered.This wasn't about making a case for a niche celebrity or unsuspecting office crush, I have no interest in that! This was about sharing who and what we’re unreasonably horny for, like brand mascots, animations, fictional characters, and straight-up inanimate objects. You know, just stuff that might make your therapist look at you with a slightly judgmental squinty-eye and head tilt.But respectfully, we don’t care about that. The below non-exhaustive list is full of any and all things that could get it in a millisecond. And we stand on that. Read through and then tell us who you would add.Adult Simba Jessie from Toy StoryJack Frost from The Rise of the Guardians Mr. PeanutGhostface, both the Scream and Scary Movie versionsThe Brown M&MThe Green M&M Anger from Inside Out The Monopoly Man *with* the monocleMoe Doodle from The DoodlebopsThe Jolly Green Giant on the frozen vegetablesScooby-DooJohnny BravoLego BatmanChester the CheetahSlade from Teen TitansBeast Boy from Teen TitansNick Wilde from ZootopiaGill from Finding NemoJeff Goldblum specifically as the Grandmaster in the MCUThe Other Mother in CoralineTim Allen as Santa Claus in The Santa Claus seriesVecna from Stranger ThingsMr. Clean (obviously)The GrinchVictor Van Dort from Corpse Bride The Kool-Aid ManMordecai from Regular ShowDanny PhantomRoxanne from A Goofy Movie The Disney Fox version of RobinhoodWade from Elemental