America's birthday pool is beautiful. Nobody hates loving it more than Trump's haters.

In the beginning, there was a pool. It was green, and broken, and hemorrhaging millions of gallons a year into the soft earth beneath the National Mall. For decades, nobody fixed it.America turns 250 this July. For a country that can't agree on anything — especially about Donald Trump — what is reflected back isn't always easy to look at.'It looks real good. And you know what, 'scuse my French, but I f**king hate that.'In preparation for the 250th celebration, the pool was drained, painted, and...