AI code review checklist that actually catches problems

The two a.m. pager call is a rite of passage for many engineers, but the nature of those incidents is starting to change. Picture this. You just finished reviewing a pull request that looked almost perfect. The logic was clean, the variable names were descriptive and the code even included comments explaining what each section was doing. The CI pipeline passed without a single failure, so you merged it with confidence and moved on to the next task. A few hours later the alerts begin. The serv...