11 Ocarina Of Time Characters, Ranked By How Chewy They Look

Today, as work was winding down, my esteemed colleague Ash Parrish made a surprising observation in Slack: © Kotaku Now, look. Okay. I will be the first to say, loudly and fearfully, that is not a thought I was personally having. My initial reaction was one of disgust. A single sad face emoji. Speechless in the face of new ideas. And yet… I couldn’t stop thinking. Zora? Chewy? Maybe? Are other Ocarina of Time characters…also chewy? You read the headline. You know what’s coming. I couldn’t help myself. Here are 11 Ocarina of Time characters, ranked in order of how chewy I think they look, with #1 being the chewiest: © Nintendo 11 – Deku Scrub Is crunchy the same as chewy? (No.) 10 – Lizalfos Under all that armor is a (somewhat) chewy center. © Nintendo 9 – Lord Jabu Jabu He’s a fish. Have you ever had raw fish before? Chewy. © Nintendo 8 – Those stupid tentacles inside Lord Jabu Jabu Fish parts, yes, but notably more gummy than the rest. Very irritating to kill due to gumminess, in fact. © Nintendo 7 – Bari/Biri Jellyfish. A lot of the stuff in the watery areas of Ocarina of Time is chewy, I am discovering. No surprise I guess. © Nintendo 6 – Morpha On here for similar reasons to the tentacles, but I think the little ball in the center that actually is Morpha would be a nice gummy. Like a Metroid. © Nintendo 5 – Eyeball Frog Its N64 incarnation is probably more chewy than its Nintendo Switch 2 version. © Nintendo 4 – Like Likes They chew me, I chew them. Fair’s fair. © Nintendo 3 – Octoroks I love takoyaki. © Nintendo 2 – King Zora Rubbery and definitely chewy, but his size and shape would make him slightly more difficult to chew than— © Nintendo 1 – All the rest of the Zora Sorry but upon examination I think Ash is right. They have a weird rubberriness to them that makes me think they would be very, very chewy.